It’s been years since I’ve been to Super Burrito in Downtown Bend Oregon. I was enticed by the speed and price cause I’m cheap and was in a rush. Makes sense doesn’t it. Go ahead, you can say it, we know.

Ever since my encounter with the Ninja Janitor, I have been dying to get some really good Al Pastor (spicy pork). After eating the Al Pastor from Super Burrito I’m still dying for some really good Al Pastor. The pork was tough and dry. It was only $4, but I would have rather saved my four bucks and my intestinal pains for something else.

Yup, that’s right, after visiting Super Burrito yesterday I ended up with the Super Squirts last night. It was like a Hispanic enema.

Ohhh man that’s fowl, why would anyone write that? I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Stop! This is a family show! I apologize.

Like I’ve noted in my profile, I’m not reviewing restaurants as much as I am reviewing the meal’s I eat at them. So if you are willing to give Super Burrito a go, I’d stay away from the Al Pastor Burrito.

The place seems to always have people in it and it’s been around a long time so I bet there are good things there. I’d love for someone to recommend something else if they have tried and enjoyed a particular dish. But it’s still going to be a while before I get Super Burrito back into the rotation.

Super Burrito
118 NW Minnesota Ave
Bend, OR 97701
(541) 317-1384

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El Caporal West

***THIS RESTAURANT IS CLOSED***

Hi,

How ya doing? I’m great, family’s good.

I’m curious to find out what I’ll review next, last week seemed to have a Thai Theme. This week seems to be Mexican or at least Burritos. So the other day I was a bit hung over and needed some serious food to help get me back on track. The Deluxe Burrito at El Caporal West had my name all over it, along with guac and sour cream. Get it?

Has anyone ever had a poor service experience at El Caporal West? No one reads this, why do I bother. I did one time but I’ve been there a billion times so one out of a billion ain’t that bad. Seriously, a billion.

Yeah this one time we get seated and the waitress had this attitude like she was better than us. Like we should be honored that she was our waitress? She ignored us and it took forever just to order our food and drinks. The next time we visited El Caporal the hostess went to sit us and I had to ask to sit anywhere other than her section and pointed her out.

The hostess smiled like she totally understood what I was talking about. Anyway, we have not had any issues at all since then, plus that waitress doesn’t work there anymore. Not only have we not had any complaints but we have had nothing but praise. Jimmy or Corona are amazing waiters and their army of bus boys are quick on the draw to hook you up with more water, chips, or either of the two salsa’s they place on the table.

The other day on my quest to cure my hangover, I had a basket of chips and some fresh salsa in front of me before I even got settled in my seat.

Hot chips and fresh salsa makes BOR a happy boy. I LOVE their salsa. I always have to get a second helping so I can cover whatever main dish I get with it. So I get to munch on some chips and salsa while I waited (very short wait) for my Deluxe Burrito with Picadillo (shredded beef).

The Deluxe Burrito runs a whopping $9.25 but look at all you get. Picadillo, huge helpings of sour cream and guac, baked cheese, beans, rice, chips, salsa, and when you’re thinking about the fact that you just dropped $9.25 at lunch (not including drink which I normally would get a Perfect Margarita or a Dos XX but I had to try and work later so I got water) you get to nibble on an simple version of an empanada (it’s a chip sprinkled with sugar and drizzled with strawberry reduction and whipped cream – unlike a traditional empanada).

I am a huge fan of El Caporal West because of their quality of service, huge portions, tasty food, and price. Definitely try their Perfect Margarita. Go there, tell em I sent you.

El Caporal West
744 NW Bond Street
Downtown Bend, Oregon
541-322-8916

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