Schlotzsky’s Deli on the fabulous east side of Bend has the slogan of “funny name, serious sandwich”. I’d like to propose they change it to “stupid name that no one can spell, seriously sucky ass sandwiches”. Not sure if that would make it past the legal dept though.
It was my first time going to Schlotzsky’s. I decided to select one of their special sandwiches offered for a short time only to keep their menu fresh. I love a good club and the special time menu had a ham, turkey, and bacon club.
I could have used a gallon of the mustard to help with the dryness of this sad sandwich. The meat was soooo thin and only in the middle making it seem like it was stacked high. It wasnt.
Picking through the sandwich, I finally found the bacon. Look at how thick and juicy it is…
Did you see the bacon? That slice of “bacon” so thin that you can barely see it? I thought that McDonalds or Wendy’s has some thin ass bacon but damn, that is THIN! My dining buddy said it best with “I’m fine with never coming back”.
Agreed my friend, agreed.
62080 Southeast 27th Street
Bend, OR 97701
PS – Schlotzsky’s does sell Cinnabon cinnamon rolls. Those things are crazy nasty/good. You love them but then you hate them at the same time.