Westside Bakery

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The Westside Bakery on Galveston is a great place for curing that Sunday morning hang over with their insanely large biscuits and gravy or huge hobo scramble. But the Westside Bakery also serves a mean lunch for when you’re trying to cure that Monday morning hangover.

That’s a lot of hangovers you say. Well, I don’t really have a response.

Anyway, check out this photo of my Turkey Melt:

It looks like I set up some sort of blue screen. Relax, I’m not going big time with special effects just yet. The Turkey melt was on the specials board so I thought to myself “I like turkey, I like melted cheese, I like buttery cruisants”. Then I thought of that saying “Your eyes were bigger than your stomach”. That scares me. Could you imagine what you look like with HUGE eyes. I don’t know how big my actually stomach is. I know the shell around it is freaking huge. But how big is your actual stomach? Size of a fist? Two fists?

No matter what I bet it’s pretty big for a set of eyes. Could you imagine the waitress as she (sigh, or he for PC minded people) comes over to take your order and you have eyes bigger than your stomach? I bet it would freak them out something fierce. Would they serve you a full order? Like a bartender cutting you off cause you had too many spirits, would a waitperson not give you a full order if you had HUGE eyes bigger than your stomach?

The Turkey Melt was good, I’d get it again.

Westside Bakery
1005 1/2 NW Galveston Ave
Bend, OR 97701
(541) 382-3426

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