Hot Apple Pie … from McDonalds … sigh

2006/07/27

Why? Why hasn’t McDonalds been busted for selling crank yet? Come on, you KNOW it’s crank, or crack, or smack, or the good ol’ black tar. I can’t wait to get this meal out of my system which should be in about 3…2…1 oh lord!!!

Anyway, check out the yummy Hot Apple Meth…I mean Pie:

How can you go wrong? It’s 2 for a buck! A BUCK!! Yup, I put that in my belly. Actually I put this in my belly:

That’s RIGHT!!! It’s the doctored up Hot Apple Pie. I call it the White Trash Eclair. I told you in an earlier post that I am a fatty. Now if I can get them to swap out the Apple with Gravy…that would be gold. Dibs!!! That’s right I called Dibs.

Anyway, if you find yourself at a fast food joint like McD’s, I highly recommend …. uh …. shoot, you know what you’re going to get. You get it every time. I used to get the #2 religiously until they did away with it. Now it’s a couple bacon cheeseburgers and some fries.

So, if you really need a recommendation, I highly recommend reading

Fast Food Nation.

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